One day I woke up and realized I'm not a baby nurse anymore. I'm not even a young nurse. I'm a real adult who has now been doing this for years, and I'm definitely expected to know what I'm doing at all times. And that's fucking terrifying.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
You're supposed to tag people and stuff, but I'm too lazy for that. So I just answered the questions and called it a day!
1. Put Your iTunes (or iPod) on Shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. You must write down the name of the song no matter how silly it sounds. 4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name. 5. Tag at least 10 friends.
6. Anyone tagged has to do the same, because fun pointlessness spreads like a virus.
If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say? Donut Lady - Brian Regan
How would you describe yourself? Freedom - Jurassic 5
What do you like in a guy/girl? Better Together - Jack Johnson
How do you feel today? Treat Yo Mama - John Butler Trio
What is your life's purpose? So Much to Say - Dave Matthews Band
What is your motto?
Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
What do your friends think of you? Here She Comes Again - Jeff Lang [Really? I'll stay away next time :) ]
What do you think of your parents?
Not Coming Home - Maroon 5 [Appropriate in so many ways!]
What do you think about very often? Defying Gravity - Jimmy Buffet [Believe it or not, this actual thought does cross my mind occasionally]
What is 2 + 2? Attitude - John Butler Trio [Interestingly enough, this song is from the album "Three." Only one number off!]
What do you think of your best friend? Busted - John Butler Trio [But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun...]
What do you think of the person you like? Missing my Baby - G. Love
What is your life story? A Good Time - John Prine
What do you want to be when you grow up? Soldier - Eminem [False. I have no desire to ever, in any way, be yelled at by drill sergeants.]
What do you think of when you see the person you like? Blood - Dispatch [Creepy!]
What will you dance to at your wedding? I Need More Love - Robert Randolph
What will they play at your funeral? Bird Stealing Bread - Iron & Wine
What is your hobby/interest?
Let the Night Fall - The Band [this could be construed inappropriately...]
What is your biggest fear? Ocean - John Butler
What is your biggest secret? My Way Home - Citizen Cope
What do you think of your friends? Body Rocking - DJ Z-Trip
What will you post this as? Shore to Shore - Johnny Flynn
So this one time I made a blogfriend who also likes beer, youtube videos of kittehs, facial hair, and the F word. Now Hood Nurse is a guest blogger on here! The internetz are funny like that sometimes.
HIPAA. Trust and believe, these stories are halfway made-up and halfway made up of lots of other stories. I will protect patient privacy like it's my job. Because it is.
Many of the photos showing mundane things are ones I took. As for memes and other google picture search images, I've been horribly bad at photo crediting - I will be attempting to go back through and properly credit things or remove them if I can't. But rest assured, ain't no real patient pictures up here, folks.
While I appreciate those reading the blog, I don't advertise for any website. I can only be responsible for my own opinion, and thus politely decline any offer to "host a post" or otherwise advertise something not written by me...But thanks anyway!