One of the educators at the hospital is sort of the weirdest women I've ever met. We call her Friar Tuck, since she wears homemade jumpsuits and has a monk-like haircut. She's also a giant pain in the rear.
So I'm talking with Nursing and Nonsense the other day about how Friar has the potential to be a decent and useful person, but squanders it away with her, well, Friar-ness. The conversation went like this:
Nursing and Nonsense: Friar just isn't a very good tool...wait, no. She's a total tool. She just isn't a very good resource!
Shrtstormtrooper: Pee a little bit laughing.
**I am aware this post probably isn't funny to anyone but N&N. Oh well, suckahs!