So I'm 24 and single, and it's sort of a running joke that I'll end up as a crazy cat lady in the near future. I was out to dinner with a friend the other night, and somehow the conversation got turned that way.
Shrtstormtrooper: You know, I'm pretty sure I'll end up as a crazy old lady with many cats.
KR: No way. You have way too much to offer that cats can't appreciate.
I find it highly amusing her logic is that I'll be successful only because the capability of cat appreciation is rather low...