Our ER sends out mass texts when there is a need for staffing. As with any texting, there is a limit to the number of characters that can be sent at one time. I woke up the other day to this message:
Hi everyone! Will have needs for tonight, 3p-7p and 7p-7a. Please call! D is in charge and requests your ass
I can only hope they meant to complete the message with "isstance."
In my head, this is what the text message was meant to say, but it's been read out loud by Samuel L Jackson. All you nurses get your ass up here and pick up some overtime!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious. Really, it could read just like that!
ReplyDeleteAwesomeness!!!
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