tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500430679334601704.post6982036488972830204..comments2024-01-25T05:03:21.567-05:00Comments on Trauma Nurse Adventures: The Texas Years: NIHSSLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236693436272479076noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500430679334601704.post-14618172688538789492014-03-13T04:09:18.968-04:002014-03-13T04:09:18.968-04:00I keep coming back to this comment and laughing, b...I keep coming back to this comment and laughing, because for some reason I am outrageously amused by the thought of charting sheet music as a verbal response. Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15236693436272479076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500430679334601704.post-79983639415572481562014-02-12T02:17:27.865-05:002014-02-12T02:17:27.865-05:00Shit like that is why I no longer go to nursing pr...Shit like that is why I no longer go to nursing practice conferences.<br /><br />Listening to dipshit Ph.D. speaker gush on and on about their clever useless busywork stupidity invention usually gets me short-listed by security as "the guy to watch" by Day Two of general sessions.<br /><br />It's way more fun to just comply with the stupid shit at work, and brighten the day of some random QA chart-checker weeks later.<br /><br />Q. 5 - Identify items:<br />patient responses (intubated)<br />"Blarg"<br />"Phnork"<br />"Flownk"<br /><br />For the musically inclined, charting the noises on a 5-staff musical notation may be more clinically precise.Aesophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07834464741531503378noreply@blogger.com