Saturday, May 3, 2008

Take it somewhere else...

Dear Ditzy Bubblehead Blonde,

I know that it's important to accompany your boyfriend every waking moment. I know your relationship might suffer if you aren't able to tell him how much you wuv him each time you look over at him. But really, following him into the computer lab so you can suck face isn't the most appetizing thing to witness.

Those of us unfortunate to be stuck in a computer lab at 2:45 on a Friday afternoon don't want to see you and your boyfriend attached at the lips the entire time we're in there. Also, we're not really sure why you and him are even in this particular computer lab. In case you didn't notice, this is the nursing floor...the liberal arts building is across campus. Just follow the art folders, "I'm thinking about being on the 6-year plan, thanks to failing that last philosophy class," and grammatically incorrect paper trail, and you'll find it.

So next time your boyfriend wants to be semi-studious, encourage him to go to a more private computer lab. That way, we can all get our work done and I don't have to worry about losing my lunch.

Thanks,
Shrtstormtrooper

3 comments:

Logan said...
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Anonymous said...

I have a feeling I know who that philosophy comment is directed toward. And though I won't say anything to ruin your anonymity... you are using it to the advantage of your potty mouth. Love you.

winlotto said...
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