Oh my sweet mother, it has happened. The best quote EVER in the entire universe happened tonight.
Fundus Chop, while discussing the prevalence of HIV/AIDS in jails during a post-conference, said this gem: "I've never even been in a jail, let alone had intercourse with one of the inmates."
Pants-sh***ing ensued by all in earshot.
Although p.s., I may have to not be as harsh on FC anymore because besides the aforementioned foot in mouth moment, he was actually kind of full of decent conversation today. Interesting.