Thursday, October 16, 2008

Idiot vs. the Almighty

Really? You're going to serve God with a summons?

Sadly, yes. Nebraska State Sen. Ernie Chambers brought a lawsuit against God, seeking a permanent injuction against Him. I can't decide which is more ridiculous: the fact this lawsuit even exists, or the fact that it was thrown out of court due to a lack of address. Yes, since God does not have a mailable address, the judge decided the suit could not move forward.

Read this and shake your head.

Let's hope God doesn't answer the summons with a snarky lightning bolt o' death to your sorry butt.


Nick and Kaley said...

I don't think it's in His character to send a snarky lightning bolt of death.

shrtstormtrooper said...

True. But "snarky pillar o' salt" just doesn't flow as nicely!