Really? You're going to serve God with a summons?
Sadly, yes. Nebraska State Sen. Ernie Chambers brought a lawsuit against God, seeking a permanent injuction against Him. I can't decide which is more ridiculous: the fact this lawsuit even exists, or the fact that it was thrown out of court due to a lack of address. Yes, since God does not have a mailable address, the judge decided the suit could not move forward.
Read this and shake your head.
Let's hope God doesn't answer the summons with a snarky lightning bolt o' death to your sorry butt.