Good grief. Tonight was the night from hell. For reals.
I only discharged like three patients the whole night because everyone was either 1) really sick, or 2) high drama and sobbing in their rooms until they got admitted for "acute pain."
I have never wanted to slam my head onto the desk so many times in one night.
I have never wanted to strangle so many patients with their call bells and IV tubing before.
I have never understood better how accurate the full moon superstition is.
I am most definitely going to sleep well tonight...and go nowhere near the ER.