Patient: I can't afford that prescription, you need to give it to me here.
Shrtstormtrooper: It's on the $4 plan at Walmart.
Patient: But I spent all my money on blow!
I'd say that's a case of poor planning...
One day I woke up and realized I'm not a baby nurse anymore. I'm not even a young nurse. I'm a real adult who has now been doing this for years, and I'm definitely expected to know what I'm doing at all times. And that's fucking terrifying.