Shrtstormtrooper: So what brings you in to us tonight?
Patient: I think I have an exploding head. Can I have vicodin?
Ah, Exploding Head Syndrome. Thanks, MSNBC, for widely publicizing this. I can already see the triage notes forming...
One day I woke up and realized I'm not a baby nurse anymore. I'm not even a young nurse. I'm a real adult who has now been doing this for years, and I'm definitely expected to know what I'm doing at all times. And that's fucking terrifying.