Saturday, March 27, 2010

You put that where?!

I'm going to put it in now. You'll feel my fingers, then really cold. This might be uncomfortable...spread your legs wider if you can. Take a deep breath, let it out.

Sigh. Wrong hole. Let me try again, hang on a second. I'm going to move your legs a little.

Hang on, let me move the bed. I'm going to lean you down a bit more. Try and relax your legs again, I know it's uncomfortable, I'm sorry.

Sigh. I'm sorry I'm taking so long, you're a bit hard to visualize.

Hang on, let me get someone else to help, it might be quicker that way...

Okay, I think it's in. Yes! It's in! I'm done...

...with the world's most difficult 16 French foley female cath.

Get your mind out of the gutter, you sicko.

5 comments:

AtYourCervix said...

Wipe, wipe, wipe (look for the "wink" with each wipe). Aim and fire! Some female caths are certainly very hard to visualize the urinary meatus.

Kristen said...

Ha! I immediately thought cath too...must be a nurse thing.

nursekenny said...

Me too. Foley immediately came to mind. That's pretty sad, eh?

Emily said...

I can definitely say catheter was NOT the first thing that came to my mind.

Maha said...

Sigh - I can't believe how quickly I thought foley and shook my head :P