Saturday, August 14, 2010

Shambles

My life is in shambles. I just found out that Discovery Health Channel is being terminated January 1 2011, to be replaced with...The Oprah Winfrey Network.

FML.

F. My. Life.

What am I going to watch? No more Code Blue, Dr. G, Skeleton Stories, or Trauma. Nada on Mystery Diagnosis, Super Surgery, or Critical Hour. Ixnay Impact:Stories of Survival, Medical Incredible, and Diagnosis X.

I am devastated. The only two shows left to my name are Mythbusters and Deadliest Catch.

How in the world am I going to survive?! How can you leave me like this, DHC?!

8 comments:

newnurseinthehood said...

WHAT. This means I can't threaten my husband with making him witness alligator attacks or degloving injuries? I have no idea how I'm gonna get my kicks now, WTF.

AtYourCervix said...

A sign of the times? ACK.

Mat said...

Oprah is the source of all evil in the universe.

RIP Discovery Health...

Rachedy said...

Get out! First they took away Court TV and turned it into crap, and now Discovery Health? This is devastating news to me.

PS-I hate Oprah. I mean, I really hate her.

Filia Dei said...

Maybe Discovery Channel will pick up some of the shows.

Once, when I was young. Younger than you I think. I went to the doctor convinced I had something. I didn't. My husband commented to the dr after the exam that I had seen it on Oprah. My dr. laughed and said they usually had an influx of people thinking they had something the day and week after Oprah featured it on her show.

You may have to start watching Kathy Griffin on Bravo.

Stacie said...

WHAT?! i love diagnosis x and mystery diagnosis. F Oprah.

Joni said...

That damn lady has had her own TV show for like 20 years, I SWEAR and now she has to have her own damn NETWORK!? now that she decides to retire from her show? Ugh. I think I just threw up a lil in my mouth thinking about having to see that on 24 hrs a day 7 days a week.

rnraquel said...

Dr.G is waayyy cooler than Oprah.