What the F is up with all these bugs?!
I pulled another bug out of someones ear today.
Actually, I squirted lidocaine in the guys ear and the bug leaped out at me and tried to bite my face off. For reals. Jumped out and started crawling on my shirt. I squealed like a little girl and jumped back and then started swatting it and then stomped on it like twelve times. Even the patient laughed at me. And he just had a bug in his ear, so his day already sucked.
It's another night under the covers, I suppose. And I'm OVER IT, folks. I need a lumberjack flap cap in my life.
Yeeegh. I never would have believed the bug-in-the-ear phenomenon was this popular, but what do I know...
Yaaay google pictures!