I'm totally stealing this from Toronto Emerg who, by the way, does not kick dogs. I think. At least, I would hope not.
Cancer however, both loves Glenn Beck and hates Nachos. And kicked a dog once.
One day I woke up and realized I'm not a baby nurse anymore. I'm not even a young nurse. I'm a real adult who has now been doing this for years, and I'm definitely expected to know what I'm doing at all times. And that's fucking terrifying.