Hey Justin Beiber. I'm watching you right now on the Grammys. How are you popular?! You're twelve and singing baby baby baby baby baby baby baby oh yeah baby baby baby. I could have sworn I had never listened to you before, but then I remembered that you were on the TV in the background at a New Year's Eve party I went to once, and then I also remembered thinking "man, this kid is awful."
I can't take this.
Jeff Lang, please come back to America so I can hear actual live music.