"My daughter was here yesterday for bronchitis/pneumonia/ear infection/ebola and you gave her antibiotics. I gave her another dose today but they aren't working because now she has a fever. At least she feels hot. I don't know what it is."
Did you give her motrin or tylenol?
"Was I supposed to?"
Well, yes, those are medications to keep her fever down, and since she has a fever...yes. You are supposed to give them. I went through all that yesterday when I gave you discharge papers.
"Well how will you know how high her fever is if I give them at home? And why isn't that antibiotic working yet? It's been over 12 hours! And can I have a work note?"
Face, palm, repeat.