Our ER sends out mass texts when there is a need for staffing. As with any texting, there is a limit to the number of characters that can be sent at one time. I woke up the other day to this message:
Hi everyone! Will have needs for tonight, 3p-7p and 7p-7a. Please call! D is in charge and requests your ass
I can only hope they meant to complete the message with "isstance."