Fun Young Doc: Hey Shrtstormtrooper! You're a big fan of hiking, right?
Me: Yeah, I do love it.
FYD: How about caving, have you ever done that?
Me: No I've never been caving. I'd like to sometime, though. What makes you wonder?
FYD: I'm so glad you asked! Come on, let's go butt caving in this patient and see how much poop we can get out of this FOS dude!
Suckered right into it. I couldn't even come up with an excuse.