Listen up people. Bacon is the best. End of story.
I love bacon so much, I partook in the drinking of a beer that a local brewery had run through a bacon filter. You heard. Bacon filter. It was delicious. My favorite incarnation of a Bloody Mary includes a bacon strip instead of celery stick. When I eat a BLT, it's more like eating a BBBBLT. Only bacon can be included as a salad topping in bit form. You don't see Hot Dog bits, steak bits (although this would be tasty), burger bits, or spam bits.
To prove that bacon is the best, consider the following:
and also, who else misses Bill Nye the Science Guy on tv? I do.