But wait! Call now, and we'll send you two!

Patient at triage: So I bought this new thing, called flexiseal, so I could use it at home. But it's not working right and I think I have mold on my carpet now and that's why I'm here.

Not gonna lie, I'm glad I watch infomercials a lot in the wee hours of the morning, because I sure would have been confused otherwise. Seriously. Flexiseal. Flex Seal. Two real things...very very different uses.

Although, on second thought, I suppose they do both prevent leaks if you're up shit creek.

Flexiseal:

Flex Seal:

I hope you were eating breakfast while reading this, suckers! Google images for the disgusting win.