Demands

Look, I can appreciate a well-spun tale of woe. If you really put some effort into it, mention all the right things, shed a tear or two and cleverly zero in on a single complaint we might reward your effort with a work up and a single dose of that D medicine before booting you out. CYA medicine at it's best, y'all.

But if you list eleven chief complaints, and one of those is literally "I want some dalaudah or I'll sue," well....

I'm still quaking in fear over whether or not she's gonna get my license revoked as threatened when security escorted her off the premises.