You want to know the best part about working in triage on a stupid busy night? One can theoretically spend the whole shift crop dusting the triage booth and every person thinks it was the patient before them.
I'm not saying I did this. But I'm not saying I didn't, either.
C-diff patients are great cover for crop dusting.
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying I've ever done that, either. And also not saying I've never done that.
It also tends to cut down on the whining and dawdling by blabby patients too.
ReplyDeleteI'm told.