One day I woke up and realized I'm not a baby nurse anymore. I'm not even a young nurse. I'm a real adult who has now been doing this for years, and I'm definitely expected to know what I'm doing at all times. And that's fucking terrifying.
Thursday, September 8, 2016
Overheard on night shift:
Coworker: We're just gonna put a dressing on this and then you can go home!
5 year old: Is it ranch?! I like ranch dressing!