One day I woke up and realized I'm not a baby nurse anymore. I'm not even a young nurse. I'm a real adult who has now been doing this for years, and I'm definitely expected to know what I'm doing at all times. And that's fucking terrifying.
Monday, January 16, 2017
Our future
Doctor, to the extra-bitchy twat in room 61: "Well, your pregnancy test came back positive."
Suddenly I understand how Trump got elected.
ReplyDeleteSounds a little like she's not new to getting positive test results.
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And both middle school health class, and Darwinism itself, are thwarted once again.
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for the incoming child.
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