When someone shoots you, and I'm asking you the story of what happened, giving me a blank stare and then going "I don't know, he just went ballistic on me" is a sure-fire way to make me snerk a little inside.
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On a side note, I'm watching Man vs. Wild. Bear Grylls just smashed a boa constrictor to death in the jungles of Belize for something to eat after climbing down a ten story waterfall, scaling a 60 foot cliff and swimming through an underground river. I got annoyed today when I accidentally ripped the pasta box open too far. A failure on some level in life, I'm sure.
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One day I woke up and realized I'm not a baby nurse anymore. I'm not even a young nurse. I'm a real adult who has now been doing this for years, and I'm definitely expected to know what I'm doing at all times. And that's fucking terrifying.
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Many of the photos showing mundane things are ones I took. As for memes and other google picture search images, I've been horribly bad at photo crediting - I will be attempting to go back through and properly credit things or remove them if I can't. But rest assured, ain't no real patient pictures up here, folks.
While I appreciate those reading the blog, I don't advertise for any website. I can only be responsible for my own opinion, and thus politely decline any offer to "host a post" or otherwise advertise something not written by me...But thanks anyway!
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2 comments:
You have a lot more self control than I do - I would have collapsed on the floor in a heap of giggles!
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