No, just a really stupid 50 year old male.
Chief complaint: "I was sitting in a warm room, and I felt really hot. I put the A/C on, and felt really cold. Then I got hot again."
I s**t you not, people.
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One day I woke up and realized I'm not a baby nurse anymore. I'm not even a young nurse. I'm a real adult who has now been doing this for years, and I'm definitely expected to know what I'm doing at all times. And that's fucking terrifying.
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I once had a patient (NOT developmentally delayed) hit her call light all night because "I'm shivering, but I'm not cold." Hrm.
also, you win the award for quickest blog reply ever! you must be a night shift slave too :)
Maybe he will be on mystery diagnosis for a weird disease that makes him hot and cold and he will say "I went to the emergency room and they didn't believe me!"
Or he's just a 'tard.
I think the ER triage areas should have a big button on the desk labeled REJECT. And when some dumb-ass like this guy comes in, we can hit it and a spring-loaded platform will fling them merrily into traffic, whereupon they can develop an actual emergency and have a real reason to come back.
My opinions have never been popular, but I like them anyway.
How has this fellow survived 50 years?
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