No, just a really stupid 50 year old male.
Chief complaint: "I was sitting in a warm room, and I felt really hot. I put the A/C on, and felt really cold. Then I got hot again."
I s**t you not, people.
One day I woke up and realized I'm not a baby nurse anymore. I'm not even a young nurse. I'm a real adult who has now been doing this for years, and I'm definitely expected to know what I'm doing at all times. And that's fucking terrifying.