I've been suffering from a conglomeration of symptoms for a long time. I can quote movies like a champ, read an 800 page novel in one sitting, and reference fantastical characters in almost any conversation. I've been suspicious about these symptoms, and finally determined the cause! It's true: I'm NRD positive. A recent DNA test showed that I have the occasional genetic mutation where my base pairs of A-T and G-C are replaced with N-E and R-D. I'm glad I finally have an answer for why I'm so uncontrollably dorky.
And speaking of nerdiness, I went to see the Twilight movie this weekend with my friend Kaley. It was the most cheesetastically awful movie I've seen in a long time, and I'm slightly embarrassed to admit that I kind of loved it. From the power ranger special effects to the Bonne Bell glitter (original witty remark provided by Kaley) make up to the clunky acting, I loved it.
I think this is because I'm genetically unable to dislike anything nerdy. By all rights I should have been disowning this terrible movie, but somehow I can't. This movie bypassed "bad movie" and went straight to "so awful it's awesome," and I can't do anything but like it.
Not gonna lie, I'll definitely own this on DVD when it comes out, and I might even see it again in theatres. Kaley, you doing anything this weekend?
And guess what?! The new GnR album is out...was I too young to appreciate the original glory that was Appetite for Destruction and Use Your Illusion? Yes. Did I make up for lost time? You betcha. Have I already bought Chinese Democracy? Hell yeah!