One of the reasons I enjoy night shift so much is because night staff likes Monty Python way more than day shift does. Thus we have many things to endlessly quote. And which I must now share with you, dear reader.
First, you force him to drop the banana. Next, you EAT the banana!
Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, our two weapons are surprise and fear and ruthless bigotry...
Well sir, I have a silly walk, and I'd like to obtain a government grant to help me develop it.
It never gets old!