Old Patient: How old are you? You look 16!
Shrtstormtrooper: I swear I'm old enough to work here, and to drive, too. I'm 24.
Patient: Well, you don't look it. Are you married?
Shrtstormtrooper: Nope, too young for that. I wanted to get my career straight first.
Patient: Good choice. I'm 91, and still too damn young to get married! Unless you want to marry me, then I'll tie the knot tomorrow.
Oh, to be old and to say whatever you want...