Shrtstormtrooper: Do you take any blood thinners?
Sir: Yes, I take Cootiemen.
Shrtstormtrooper: I see.
One day I woke up and realized I'm not a baby nurse anymore. I'm not even a young nurse. I'm a real adult who has now been doing this for years, and I'm definitely expected to know what I'm doing at all times. And that's fucking terrifying.