Act I, Scene infinity

03:52 am. Enter patient, lobby right. Patient carrying two large suitcases, one in each hand. Strong smell of etoh.

Shrtstormtrooper: So what brings you in tonight?

Patient: My arm hurts.

Shrtstormtrooper: Uh huh. You have a cast on. When did you break it?

Patient: Earlier this week, and they did surgery to fix it.

Shrtstormtrooper: Well, your arm is going to be sore for a while. It takes time to heal.

Patient: Yeah, but it's been almost a week and it still hurts. And it hurts a lot more when I carry my stuff around, like this.

Facepalm.

End scene.