It really isn't a funny situation to be in, but let me tell you. There are A LOT of penis-related jokes to be found in the ER after someone presents with a priapism. I know, because I may or may not have made half of them.
That is straight up truth.
One day I woke up and realized I'm not a baby nurse anymore. I'm not even a young nurse. I'm a real adult who has now been doing this for years, and I'm definitely expected to know what I'm doing at all times. And that's fucking terrifying.