Saturday, November 12, 2011


Quote of the night (while setting up for the external pacing of a patient)

Badass nurse: Whaddya want to start at, doc?

Cardiologist: Eh, let's start at 5 mAs.

Badass nurse: Hell doc, I poop harder than 5 milliamps!
We started at 0...because ACLS trumps badassness in most circumstances. But it was still funny.