I got reprimanded by the Big Boss Lady this morning. For wearing a gray long sleeved shirt under my scrub top instead of the approved white. I'm over it. Especially since you assholes are lucky I didn't pee my pants or pass out while in triage for 12 hours, considering we never cleared the waiting room, I didn't get to make a bathroom run ever, I didn't have a tech half the night (=getting my own VS, taking patients back, crowd control, triage, and enforcer) even though I'm officially not allowed to leave the triage window at all and I didn't get a chance to eat anything.
Oh wait. I did have four girl scout cookies for lunch. We're cool; my bad.
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Many of the photos showing mundane things are ones I took. As for memes and other google picture search images, I've been horribly bad at photo crediting - I will be attempting to go back through and properly credit things or remove them if I can't. But rest assured, ain't no real patient pictures up here, folks.
While I appreciate those reading the blog, I don't advertise for any website. I can only be responsible for my own opinion, and thus politely decline any offer to "host a post" or otherwise advertise something not written by me...But thanks anyway!
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2 comments:
Tell her it was white when you started the shift. Jeepers.
I used to wear a PINK zip up cause our floor is freezing. Until a dr made a reference to the "sexy victorias secret stuff." Now its strictly long sleeve tshirts.
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