Monday, April 30, 2012

Lost count

Me: "Hey doc! How many sutures did you end up putting in that (gigantic gaping monstrosity of a wound with unbelievably no broken bones) guy?"

Ortho: Hang on, I wrote it down...[dig dig dig around in his pocket, finds a piece of paper]...oh yeah, a metric fuckton.

Indeed.

1 comment:

Lynda Halliger-Otvos said...

Orthopods measure using scales we're not all familiar withl; it's part of their charm.