Ya know, when a patient comes in screaming WHEEEEEEE!!! I LOVE TO SHOOT UP WITH METH! METH LOVES ME! at the top of their lungs...it's a pretty tall order for that patient to sober up eight hours later and then try to convince me they have no idea how that meth got in their system. Just saying.
But valiant effort buddy. A+ for the attempt.
"Not Me" usually winds up with the blame for those kinds of accidental druggings. If only Bil Keane (Family Circus) had known how popular his character would get.
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