Friend quote: You don't need breasts to have tits. Just ask Mark Wahlberg.
And totally unrelated...I have Sportscenter on in the background. All of a sudden I hear Busta Rhymes & Mariah Carey's "I Know What You Want." I look up, perplexed as to why this is on Sportscenter and curious as to what it could possibly be advertising. The sport? BOWLING. Bowling. Awkward white dudes in weird shirts. And Busta. Whatever works, I guess.