One day I woke up and realized I'm not a baby nurse anymore. I'm not even a young nurse. I'm a real adult who has now been doing this for years, and I'm definitely expected to know what I'm doing at all times. And that's fucking terrifying.
Monday, June 10, 2013
Potty mouthed
I really do appreciate quality toilet humor. Anonymous witty person, I applaud you. Keep up the good work.
[spotted while walking in the broken equipment hallway at Home Hospital]
sent that picture to my daughter--she wasn't amused. When she was 3 or so, she used a porta-potty for the first time. When I yelled for her to hurry up, she said in an upset voice "I can't find the flush!"
sent that picture to my daughter--she wasn't amused. When she was 3 or so, she used a porta-potty for the first time. When I yelled for her to hurry up, she said in an upset voice "I can't find the flush!"
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha, too funny! My poor patients on golytely know that only too well!
ReplyDeleteThat's great!
ReplyDeleteI have similar problems with plastic portajohns.
The sink's too low, and the soap smells funny.
That is too funny! I've been a nurse for 6 years now and some of the residents still don't remember that it doesn't flush.
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