Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Everybody poops

I'd lie and say I don't poop at work, but, well...that's a lie. I totally do. But I go to the bathroom farthest away from everyone at 4am in the deserted part of the hospital I and make sure I'm stealthy. I don't go to the only bathroom in the only break room that holds the only coffee pot for the entire ER. So I know damn well this wasn't directed at me.

But seriously. Who in the world sends a work order for probable shitsmell?!

Courtesy flushes, y'all.


Anonymous said...

Look up Poopourri on Amazon...problem solved. Hilarious video on youtube too.

Hospital Bathrooms said...

I feel relieve (haha) to hear that I'm not the only one who poops at work! I think if we're being honest, everyone does.

Poopourri seems helpful, but why pay for that when you can light a match? Works every time.

By the way---just found your blog... very funny! I'll be stopping back!