Overheard on night shift:
Coworker: We're just gonna put a dressing on this and then you can go home!
5 year old: Is it ranch?! I like ranch dressing!
One day I woke up and realized I'm not a baby nurse anymore. I'm not even a young nurse. I'm a real adult who has now been doing this for years, and I'm definitely expected to know what I'm doing at all times. And that's fucking terrifying.