So guys I hit my personal all time-best record of AMA discharges yesterday. I had, count em', one two three FOUR against medical advice discharges! Four! And two of those came literally at the same time, with adjacent rooms both signing out (no, they weren't there together). I did my part in legitimately trying to get the one guy who needed to stay refrain from signing out, but no dice. The other three I practically tripped over myself to get the paperwork ready so I could hold the door open for them.
I very nearly had a fifth AMA, but the admit doctor swooped in at the last second and convinced her to stay. Le sigh. Coulda had the championship thumb ring, but at least tonight is another chance!