Me (in a disgusted voice): "Look at this news story: 'Woman says she bought newborn for $1000'."
Fisch: "That's a bargain! Babies are way more expensive than that!"
Is it bad that I laughed at this?
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One day I woke up and realized I'm not a baby nurse anymore. I'm not even a young nurse. I'm a real adult who has now been doing this for years, and I'm definitely expected to know what I'm doing at all times. And that's fucking terrifying.
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HIPAA. Trust and believe, these stories are halfway made-up and halfway made up of lots of other stories. I will protect patient privacy like it's my job. Because it is.
Many of the photos showing mundane things are ones I took. As for memes and other google picture search images, I've been horribly bad at photo crediting - I will be attempting to go back through and properly credit things or remove them if I can't. But rest assured, ain't no real patient pictures up here, folks.
While I appreciate those reading the blog, I don't advertise for any website. I can only be responsible for my own opinion, and thus politely decline any offer to "host a post" or otherwise advertise something not written by me...But thanks anyway!
Many of the photos showing mundane things are ones I took. As for memes and other google picture search images, I've been horribly bad at photo crediting - I will be attempting to go back through and properly credit things or remove them if I can't. But rest assured, ain't no real patient pictures up here, folks.
While I appreciate those reading the blog, I don't advertise for any website. I can only be responsible for my own opinion, and thus politely decline any offer to "host a post" or otherwise advertise something not written by me...But thanks anyway!
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3 comments:
hahaha
1. yes, i said that.
2. no, it wasn't supposed to come out that way.
3. you know it's technically true.
:)
hahaha, it's all in good fun. Besides, you know I think babies are little aliens anyway :)
Simple choice: you can laugh over it, or cry over it. You cannot be neutral. Choose your poison.
PS: I lied. You can be neutral. All you have to do is let the nightly tradgedies pummel you until you are emotionally dead. Please don't let them do that to you.
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