Listen, I really like beards. A beard on a guy is like life's little bonus. I think every guy should have one, unless all they can grow is a few scraggly hairs. That's maybe the only situation in which to avoid a beard. At any rate, I'm not sure why I like beards so much, though I can postulate many theories.
My Dad did have a full beard when I was little. I was born in West Virginia. Beards are a sign of manliness. Beards are like coats for the face. Wolverine has facial hair. Lumberjacks have beards. Wolverine was a lumberjack!!
But I digress. Those who know me will laugh at this post and say, "Sloshy Larry, you're such a man." Which isn't true. To be a man, I'd have to want a beard for myself. I don't. I just want for myself a man who has a decent beard.
I know this is a silly post. But it emphasizes the greatness of beards, and thus I have nothing to apologize for.
At any rate, I just really love beards. Laugh if you must, but know that I stand firm in my adoration. Also, Sloshy Larry explanation to follow soon. I know you're excited.
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if you haven't gone to www.beardothemovie.com you should. It's a documentary about the world beard championships. The trailer is under the video tab.
ahhhh sloshy Larry...
Oh larry. You are a man.
Just kidding.
Beards are great! My husband comes from a family of 5 boys and they are all firm believers that you're not a man until you can grow a healthy beard. (Maybe that's a bit extreme...)
But yes, beards are awesome! Woo-hoo!
off topic debate going on on other med blogs is it ok for a resident to ask out a nurse?
Depends on if the resident has a beard or not...
another reason why i love you so much...our shared love of beards and manly men
Ah, to be young and bearded! Unfortunately my wife doesn't share your love of beards and promptly orders me to shave when I begin to look the least bit beardly. Perhaps you can have a talk with Mrs. D and let her know how uber-studly beards are?
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