Patient: I've been sick for days! Vomicking, feeling bad, and all that. It's been awful! What? No, I didn't take any tylenol. That doesn't work for me. Nothing works to make me feel better. Except my Snuggie!
One day I woke up and realized I'm not a baby nurse anymore. I'm not even a young nurse. I'm a real adult who has now been doing this for years, and I'm definitely expected to know what I'm doing at all times. And that's fucking terrifying.