I've noticed that I've gotten kind of snarky on this blog. I mean, I was snarky before but I realized after reading back through some posts that I sort of write about things like I'm an absolute BAMF in the ER.
Rest assured, dear readers...I'm not. Proof of my unBAMFness: I usually carry the ER phone in my back pocket. This morning, I went to have a pee while at work and totes dropped the phone in the toilet. Before you freak, it was a pre-void drop into clean water. But still. I was too embarrassed to tell anyone, so I spent my lunch break in the bathroom by the automatic hand dryer airing that phone out. I also cleaned it extra well with the bleach wipes.
It still works, by the way. No harm, no foul. Except that the nurse I gave report to has no idea she's using a loo-phone this shift...but nah, still not going to tell anyone. She'll survive.